The T-Files


Mon, 31 Dec 2007

YouTube Nostalgia

  • Parker Lewis Can't Lose
  • Riptide
  • The A-Team
  • Hart to Hart
  • The Fall Guy
  • Scarecrow and Mrs King
  • Falcon Crest
  • ALF
  • The Bill Cosby Show
  • North & South
  • Highway to Heaven
  • Matlock
  • Simon & Simon

It is a cat-and-mouse game between the content owners and the uploading fans (there is currently no Remington Steele for example), but basically YouTube has everything I need to travel back twenty years and relive my Hollywood TV youth. It was funny and interesting to finally learn the original US titles of these programmes, knowledge that could come in handy should I ever find myself trapped in an American hotel room with a TV guide.

Now I only need Nintendo to start selling C64 games on the Wii Virtual Console.

Tue, 25 Dec 2007

A Tough Book

I am writing this on the free (or at least unprotected) wireless network in Fukuoka Airport on the way back from an on-site troubleshooting visit to our customer's data centre. So, yes, Christmas is not observed much hereabouts (although I did see an ANA check-in attendant in a red-white Santa mini-dress-thingy). They gave me a Panasonic ToughBook CF-W5 for the trip, and I am liking it. Twelve inch display, very compact, very light (I checked my bag several times to make sure I really packed it).

Personally, I have been without a laptop since my beloved iBook died years ago, always waiting for that elusive ultra-portable, bridging the immediate home computing needs with a progression of Mac Minis (like those, too). So, please Steve Jobs, give us that MacBook Nano already.

Sun, 23 Dec 2007

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Movie poster

The original 2005 National Treasure falls into the category of moderately big Hollywood pictures that turn out to be surprisingly entertaining and surprisingly profitable. Other examples are the Mummy, the Matrix, or Pirates of the Caribbean. The producers of these films inevitably try to cash in by making sequels that generally fail to live up to their origins.

In a few months time Indiana Jones will be visiting the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Spielberg and Lucas should be able to demonstrate how to come up with a treasure hunting sequel that rings true.

5 points

Sat, 15 Dec 2007

Beowulf

Movie poster

Angelina 3D after all: Thanks to Imai-san for pointing out that while there is no IMAX in Tokyo anymore, there are Digital 3D screens, for example at the new Shinjuku Wald 9 multiplex.

The whole movie is computer-generated imagery, featuring characters closely resembling their original motion-captured human actors, and herein lies the catch: The effect is somewhat eerie and unsettling. Other animated films like Ratatouille, Pocahontas, or Team America are not trying to create the illusion that you are watching real people. But Beowulf is obviously aiming to be completely life-like, which works great for all the action scenes, for snow, and rain, and water, and fire. But lack of facial expression and dead eyes really distract from dialogue (it seemed to be less of a problem with the male characters, probably because of their beards hiding large parts of the faces).

Other than that, Beowulf was a surprisingly good film. It makes a very strong addition to the dragon slayer genre, the plot, which differs from the Old English poem, is interesting and epic, the 3D is a fun novelty that does not distract, the voice acting is fine, especially Unferth's early challenge to Beowulf (could have been spectacular with real John Malkovich and Ray Winstone), and the over-the-top masculinity of the title character ( who engages in five-day-swimming-matches and fights the monster naked) is at the same time spot-on and being satirised,

7 points

Sun, 02 Dec 2007

Are Wii Fit Enough?

Hurt my back on the infernal machines (twice!) and had to take it easy gymwise this month. On the other hand, I am 24 again as far as Wii Sports is concerned, and recently added Dance Dance Revolution and Wii Fit to the mix.
June 30 July 29 Sept 02 Sept 30 Oct 28 Dec 02 Ideal
Weight 69.7 70.7 70.6 71.1 72.6 73.3 77.1
Muscle 56.7 59.2 58.7 58.9 59.4 59.8 62.1
Fat 9.8 8.1 8.6 8.9 9.9 10.2 11.6
BMI 20.6 20.9 20.9 21.0 21.4 21.7 18.5 to 24.8
Body Fat Pct 14 11.5 12.2 12.5 13.6 14 10 to 20
Tipness Score 76 80 80 80 81 81

Dan Simmons: Ilium

The Trojan War has been going on for nine years, prolonged and complicated by the meddling gods, who from their seat on the terra-formed Olympos Mons on Mars use Greeks and Trojans to play out their private feuds. In the midst of all this is Thomas Hockenberry, a twenty-first-century literature professor, who has been transported there to confirm if everything plays out according to Homer's epic. But then Aphrodite orders him to kill Athena.

Meanwhile on Earth, the last few hundred thousand humans spend their lives of exactly one hundred years each in blissful ignorance (which includes watching the Trojan War for entertainment). Who needs to know how to read when everything is taken care of by helpful machines? Only Savi, the Wandering Jew, who has been around for more than a millenium, remembers the (not so good) old days. And then there is Odysseus, the Wandering Greek, who quite enjoys hunting dinosaurs.

Mahnmut is a sentient submarine robot, who spends his days exploring Jupiter's moon Europa and discussing Shakespeare's sonnets with his friend Orphus, who has a similar job on Io, but is actually more fond of Proust. Both of them are sent to Mars on a mission to investigate the recent, strange and quite possibly dangerous activities on the red planet.

As with most other of Simmons' books, the story is split into two volumes, and after Ilium comes Olympos, which I already placed on the night-stand.