New Year's rice cakes kill four, leave fifteen in critical condition
One of the web sites I am working for has a news headline section on its top page, and it looks like Marvin the Depressed Robot is selecting articles here. Below is today's edition (unfiltered), and I can tell you it is like that every day:
- Newborns at lowest level for 4th year running
- Thief shoots plastic bullet through 7-Eleven clerk's lungs
- 4 die in house blaze in Akashi
- New Year's rice cakes kill 4, leave 15 in critical condition
- Policeman arrested for making girl cop an eyeful
- Red-White contest slumps to worst ratings ever



