An important component in the promotion for any kind of merchandise in Japan are strange little English-language poems printed on the package. I am not sure if Japanese people notice them at all (and I am fairly certain most do not understand them), but these slogans are almost everywhere. Here is what my consumption today had to say:

A fragrance of lyokan wraps your skin gently and makes yourself feel relaxed. Enjoy milky yellow hot water.

Pocari Sweat is a healthy beverage that smoothly supply the lost water and electrolytes from perspiration. With appropriate density and electrolyte fluid that is close to that of human body fluid, it can be absorbed into the body.

It is a healthy drink containing much vitamin which mixed condensed milk with a fruit puree.

We assist you in sending messages, heart to heart, when you want to express joy, tenderness or graditude, but you can't find the right way to say it.